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Report on EBE #2
Description:
The following report is based on the scans and mission logs of the central computer of SS Fatbird, from operation Space One.
From what I've gathered from the huge mess of binary and hex data, the organism is extremely dangerous and parasitic in nature!
Curiously, the scans suggest it sports both plant- and animal-like features. The organism feeds on the lifejuices of living creatures of any kind, regardless of origin. It grows a large fleshy barrel shaped flower that is capable of breeding small, hard-shelled parasites that look like pineapples. Harvesting these pineapples for a disgusting pizza variety is not recommended however, for they are surprisingly lively little buggers, and you'll see they are quite fond of your face instead, with their stabby beak things.
A computer simulation created from the scan data |
Secret Bunker Street Nein, 10th November 30XX
Prof. Horst Wunderbaum
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